Alcohol Is The Key To A Long Life

A massive new study at the University of California found that the key to living a long life is drinking ALCOHOL.  People who had around two drinks a day were 18% less likely to die early, which made it even more effective than exercising.  People who were slightly overweight, but not obese, were 3% less likely to die early.  People who worked on a hobby at least two hours every day were 21% less likely to die early.