In “where are they now” news, your favorite purple dinosaur has made an interesting career change. David Joyner, who played Barney in the 90’s has been running a tantric massage business since 2004. He promises to unite his clients’ mind, body and spirit through massage...with a happy ending, to boot!
He charges his female clients, who he sometimes finds on Tinder, $350 for a three- to four-hour session. This usually includes a ritual bath, chakra balancing, a massage and orgasms. He says his personal tantric training helped him endure the heat of his Barney costume.
And by the way? Joyner claims that sex should be unprotected because condoms “block the energy” (stupid). News of his career choice comes as a shock to some of his old Barney co-workers, but one writer says he was always a “very spiritual guy.”