Every so often, we have to back-burner all the important stuff happening in our lives, and obsess over something totally pointless.
Earlier this week, the Internet got a random, boring EGG to surpass KYLIE JENNER's 'record' for the most Instagram likes. It was truly a monumental achievement, which will be taught in history classes for years to come.
And now, JENNIFER GARNER is hoping to snatch the record, with a photo of a CARROT. But it isn't just any carrot, it's two carrots that are connected so they look like PANTS. And there's even a tiny BULGE.
She captioned it, quote, "If the world loves an egg, wait until you catch a gander of my carrot pants . . . #ItsABoy #HarvestDay." It's gotten more than 337,000 likes so far . . . but that's a far cry from the egg's 46 MILLION, so it isn't happening.
Meanwhile, ELLEN DEGENERES is also trying to chase after the record, with another egg that has a photo of Kylie superimposed on it. Ellen's egg already has more than 4.2 million likes, which is a lot.
But the joke probably won't have the legs to catch up to the original egg.